If I knew

If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep. 

I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the lord your soul to keep.

If I knew it would be the last time that I saw you walk out the door. 

I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. 

If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted in praise. 

I would tape each action and word so I could play them back day after day. 

If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute or two. 

to stop and say "I love you", instead of assuming you would know I do. 

If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day. 

Well, I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away.

For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight. 

and we always get a second chance to make everything right. 

There will always be another day to say our "I love yous."

and certainly there's another chance to say our "Anything's I can do's."

But just in case I might be wrong, and today is all I get, 

I'd like to say how much I love you, and I hope we never forget.

Tomorrow is not promised to anyone, young or old alike. 

Today may be the last time you get to hold your loved one tight. 

So if you are waiting for tomorrow, why not do it today? 

For if tomorrow never comes, you'll surely regret the day. 

That you didn't take that extra time for a smile, a hug, or a kiss. 

and you were too busy to grant someone what turned out to be their last wish. 

So hold your loved ones close today, and whisper in their ear.

that you love them very much and you'll always hold them dear. 

Take time to say "I'm sorry", "Please forgive me", "Thank you"

and if tomorrow never comes, you'll have no regrets about today. 

Two Men and a woman- Worst Stereotype Edition

What happens when a ship sinks in high seas and the following people are stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere and we observe them one month later? 

A) 2 Italian men and a woman

The one Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman. 

B) 2 French men and a woman

All three of them are living together as a single family. 

C) 2 German men and a woman

The German men have created a strict weekly schedule of when each of them gets to spend time with the German woman. 

D) 2 Greek men and a woman

The two Greek men are happy together while the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them. 

E) 2 Polish men and a woman

The men took a long look at the endless ocean and then a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming away. 

F) 2 Mexican men and a woman 

The two men are trying to find some other men on the island to try and sell them the Mexican woman. 

G) 2 American men and a woman

The men are contemplating committing suicide as the American woman just keeps talking about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she does not need a man, how her ex-boyfriends respected her opinion and treated her much better, how she can do everything they can do, and how her relationship with her mother is improving when she gets saved.

H) 2 Indian men and a woman 

The Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman. 

Why being a man is cool ? - Stereotype edition

• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 
• A 5-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 
• You can open all your jars. 
• Dry cleaners and hair salons don't rob you blind. 
• You can go to the washroom without a support group. 
• You can kill your own food. 
• You can leave the motel bed unmade. 
• Wedding plans take care of themselves. 
• If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. 
• Everything on your face stays the original color. 
• You can quietly enjoy a ride. 
• A pair of shoes is more than enough. 
• You can quietly watch the game with your buddies without thinking, Is he mad at me? 
• Grey hair and wrinkles only add character. 
• You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a gift. 
• Clothes cost 1/10th to buy, and your undies come in a set of 3. 
• If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit. You might become lifelong friends. 
• You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 
• You don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 
• You are unable to see the wrinkles in your clothes. 
• The same hairstyle lasts you for decades. 
• You don't shave below your neck. 
• One wallet, one color lasts all seasons. 

My bucket list in Ireland

Things I was able to achieve

• Visit Milk market in Limerick 
• Concert of any Irish band (Dolan's pub)
• Play the Tin whistle
• Learn to drink Guinness at Storehouse Dublin
• Learn some Irish terms or local lingo
• Visit an Authentic Irish pub (Wood) 
• Learn the rules of Gaelic Sports
• Enjoy the authentic Irish coffee
• Kiss the Blarney stone
• Murphy's ice cream in Dingle

Things left to do 

• Drink tea in Adare manor
• Hike in Killarney National park
• Visit Rock of Cashel
• Long tour of rings of Kerry
• Ice skating in Limerick
• Visit King John's castle
• Bunratty castle 
• Hunt Museum 
• Limerick Kayaking tour

Tales of an immortal

 The taste was exquisite bringing old memories in mind, 

when food was everything for which humanity strived.

Nature provided people full stomachs and some more,

for fruits were in abundance and in plenty for all.

The battle for survival forced the humans to adopt,

from throwing stones to learning to play with rocks.

Even they had excess to eat from each kill they got,

Foraging and hunting they began to bound at last.

Ores the earth provided and the mastery of light,

the wild beginning to look different every night. 

Man and machine were mating together in one,

as engines would bring closer the world to fun.

Exploring the world on ships travelling around,

connecting cultures so the treasures were found.

Instead of being together around a small fire,

differences born hid upon walls getting higher.

Where once there was aplenty it wasn't enough,

as all kept it within and keeping empty the trough.

Where stones were shared now gold were saved,

tools became weapons to protect with the braved.

I had survived this universe through endless time,

walking together but feeling loneliness still fine. 

I have seen the world change but not be better,

my friends were bit simple but fun was greater.