Tongue Twisters

• A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed. 
• The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep is sick. 
• Toy boat, toy boat.
• One smart fellow; he felt smart. Two smart fellows; they felt smart. Three smart fellows; they all felt smart. 
• Pope Sixtus VI's six texts 
• Unique New York
• Six thick thistle sticks.
• Red lorry, yellow lorry.
• Betty Botter bought a bit of butter, but she said, "This butter's bitter; if I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. So she bought some better butter. Better than the bitter butter, and she put it in her batter, and it made her butter better."
• Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
• A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
• Six sick, slick, slim sycamore saplings. 
• A box of biscuits. a batch of mixed biscuits. 

Better sometimes to be blind, dumb, and deaf

It's better sometimes to be blind to the faults of some poor fellow beings.

Than to view them with visions unkind when there's good we ought to be seeing. 

It's better sometimes to be dumb than to speak just to be criticizing. 

Though it seems to be given some to recall traits both mean and despising,

Its better sometimes to be deaf than to hear only lying and pander, 

For there's nothing so low as of a good name destroyed by slander. 

Weird collection weird names

Archtophilist— Teddy bears 

Bestiarist - Medieval books on animals 

Bibliophilist— Books 

Brandophilist - Cigar bands 

Conchologist - Shells

Copoclephilist - Key rings 

Deltiologist - Postcards 

Dologist - Birds eggs 

Lepidopterist - Butterflies 

Numismatist - Coins 

Philatelist - Stamps 

Philographist - Autographs

Phonophile - Phonograph records 

Plangonologist - Dolls 

Receptarist - Recipes 

Vecturist - Subway tokens 

Vexillologist - Banners or flags 

If I knew

If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep. 

I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the lord your soul to keep.

If I knew it would be the last time that I saw you walk out the door. 

I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. 

If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted in praise. 

I would tape each action and word so I could play them back day after day. 

If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute or two. 

to stop and say "I love you", instead of assuming you would know I do. 

If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day. 

Well, I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away.

For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight. 

and we always get a second chance to make everything right. 

There will always be another day to say our "I love yous."

and certainly there's another chance to say our "Anything's I can do's."

But just in case I might be wrong, and today is all I get, 

I'd like to say how much I love you, and I hope we never forget.

Tomorrow is not promised to anyone, young or old alike. 

Today may be the last time you get to hold your loved one tight. 

So if you are waiting for tomorrow, why not do it today? 

For if tomorrow never comes, you'll surely regret the day. 

That you didn't take that extra time for a smile, a hug, or a kiss. 

and you were too busy to grant someone what turned out to be their last wish. 

So hold your loved ones close today, and whisper in their ear.

that you love them very much and you'll always hold them dear. 

Take time to say "I'm sorry", "Please forgive me", "Thank you"

and if tomorrow never comes, you'll have no regrets about today. 

Two Men and a woman- Worst Stereotype Edition

What happens when a ship sinks in high seas and the following people are stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere and we observe them one month later? 

A) 2 Italian men and a woman

The one Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman. 

B) 2 French men and a woman

All three of them are living together as a single family. 

C) 2 German men and a woman

The German men have created a strict weekly schedule of when each of them gets to spend time with the German woman. 

D) 2 Greek men and a woman

The two Greek men are happy together while the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them. 

E) 2 Polish men and a woman

The men took a long look at the endless ocean and then a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming away. 

F) 2 Mexican men and a woman 

The two men are trying to find some other men on the island to try and sell them the Mexican woman. 

G) 2 American men and a woman

The men are contemplating committing suicide as the American woman just keeps talking about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she does not need a man, how her ex-boyfriends respected her opinion and treated her much better, how she can do everything they can do, and how her relationship with her mother is improving when she gets saved.

H) 2 Indian men and a woman 

The Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman.