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Wednesday, April 16, 2025

Two Men and a woman- Worst Stereotype Edition

What happens when a ship sinks in high seas and the following people are stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere and we observe them one month later? 

A) 2 Italian men and a woman

The one Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman. 

B) 2 French men and a woman

All three of them are living together as a single family. 

C) 2 German men and a woman

The German men have created a strict weekly schedule of when each of them gets to spend time with the German woman. 

D) 2 Greek men and a woman

The two Greek men are happy together while the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them. 

E) 2 Polish men and a woman

The men took a long look at the endless ocean and then a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming away. 

F) 2 Mexican men and a woman 

The two men are trying to find some other men on the island to try and sell them the Mexican woman. 

G) 2 American men and a woman

The men are contemplating committing suicide as the American woman just keeps talking about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she does not need a man, how her ex-boyfriends respected her opinion and treated her much better, how she can do everything they can do, and how her relationship with her mother is improving when she gets saved.

H) 2 Indian men and a woman 

The Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman. 

Tuesday, April 15, 2025

Why being a man is cool ? - Stereotype edition

  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 
  • A 5-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 
  • You can open all your jars. 
  • Dry cleaners and hair salons don't rob you blind. 
  • You can go to the washroom without a support group. 
  • You can kill your own food. 
  • You can leave the motel bed unmade. 
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves. 
  • If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. 
  • Everything on your face stays the original color. 
  • You can quietly enjoy a ride. 
  • A pair of shoes is more than enough. 
  • You can quietly watch the game with your buddies without thinking, Is he mad at me? 
  • Grey hair and wrinkles only add character. 
  • You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a gift. 
  • Clothes cost 1/10th to buy, and your undies come in a set of 3. 
  • If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit. You might become lifelong friends. 
  • You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 
  • You don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 
  • You are unable to see the wrinkles in your clothes. 
  • The same hairstyle lasts you for decades. 
  • You don't shave below your neck. 
  • One wallet, one color lasts all seasons. 

Wednesday, March 12, 2025

My bucket list in Ireland

Things I was able to achieve
  • Visit Milk market in Limerick 
  • Concert of any Irish band (Dolan's pub)
  • Play the Tin whistle
  • Learn to drink Guinness at Storehouse Dublin
  • Learn some Irish terms or local lingo
  • Visit an Authentic Irish pub (Wood) 
  • Learn the rules of Gaelic Sports
  • Enjoy the authentic Irish coffee
  • Kiss the Blarney stone
  • Murphy's ice cream in Dingle

Things left to do 
  • Drink tea in Adare manor
  • Hike in Killarney National park
  • Visit Rock of Cashel
  • Long tour of rings of Kerry
  • Ice skating in Limerick
  • Visit King John's castle
  • Bunratty castle 
  • Hunt Museum 
  • Limerick Kayaking tour