Why being a man is cool ? - Stereotype edition

• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 
• A 5-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 
• You can open all your jars. 
• Dry cleaners and hair salons don't rob you blind. 
• You can go to the washroom without a support group. 
• You can kill your own food. 
• You can leave the motel bed unmade. 
• Wedding plans take care of themselves. 
• If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. 
• Everything on your face stays the original color. 
• You can quietly enjoy a ride. 
• A pair of shoes is more than enough. 
• You can quietly watch the game with your buddies without thinking, Is he mad at me? 
• Grey hair and wrinkles only add character. 
• You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a gift. 
• Clothes cost 1/10th to buy, and your undies come in a set of 3. 
• If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit. You might become lifelong friends. 
• You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. 
• You don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 
• You are unable to see the wrinkles in your clothes. 
• The same hairstyle lasts you for decades. 
• You don't shave below your neck. 
• One wallet, one color lasts all seasons.